Shiz-Da-Burger

I was on the phone one day and I was talking to my brother about what to buy his daughter for her birthday. I didn't know that my four-year-old daughter was within ear-shot of me. In the middle of my conversation the word S--- came out of my mouth! When I saw my daughter's face, I quickly and awkwardly edited my word to Shitzdaburger. I don't know why, I just couldn't come out with anything else. My daughter asked me, "Mommy, what is a shiz-da-burger"? I answered," It's just a blouse that I want to get Kaylee." That afternoon we went to a department store to buy my niece a present. I was looking at some blouses and some other moms and kids were looking around as well ... all of a sudden my daughter yells out, "Mom, that shitzdabuger looks nice!" "Let's get that one, Kaylee would just love that shiz...shiz-da-burger." I was laughing inside like crazy but everyone was just looking at her and me like we were nuts ... my cheeks turned beet red and everything.

Rosalind V.

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