My Offspring?!

When at the mall, with my four-year-old daughter, I could just instinctively tell she was up to something. She was grinning that grin (you know the look your child has) but I just disregarded it and smiled back. A little while earlier she had given me a big hug and said that she loved me and I, of course, hugged her back and told her that I loved her too. Well, mid-shopping trip I hear people around me laughing and laughing ... I thought that they were laughing at other things so I didn't give it too much thought. I had made my way over to the perfume section and was trying a few out when this lady walked up to me and whispered, "I'm so sorry to say this, but you have a trail of toilet paper behind you. You may want to take it out." My head jerked this immediate 180, first behind me and then down. And yes, it was instant mortification ... I had toilet paper tucked in my pants and it hung down onto the floor like a wedding train. I glared at my daughter and she is now laughing hysterically. My own four-year-old daughter stuck toilet paper in my pants while she hugged me!!! I can't believe that my own flesh and blood did that - and she's was only four!!! Am I in for it or what?!

Rosalind V.