Friday, May 23, 2008

What Am I Again?


To understand this story, I have to briefly indulge you on my heritage. My father’s side is 100% pure Cherokee Native American Indian. My mother’s side has no influence in this story, but you need to know my maiden name has the word “black” in it. I come from a very sarcastic, teasing, yet loving family. Growing up I thought I looked like no one else in the family. For years I thought I was adopted because my older sister, fictitious told me, that I came from Indians - I believed her. Now fast forward a number of years. On one hot summer day, my sister rallied up the family at her home for a barbecue. During the meal, my sister reminisced about the mental torture she inflicted on my childhood. The whole family was laughing, listening to all the demented stories, and my sister felt it was the perfect time to bring up the adopted Native American story. The climatic moment of my sister’s pure bliss came to a screeching halt when my son proudly yelled out, “ My mommy was NOT adopted! She is very proud to be an African American!” Tears began streaming down some of my family members’ eyes. My son stood up for me and I was so honored ... wait a minute, did he say African American? One thing I forgot to mention is that I am also Caucasian. Yes, my son took it upon himself to add Native American plus my maiden name, with the word “black” in it and come up with my being a “proud African American!” Side splitting laughter came from everyone but my son - he was so confused. My sister came to his rescue and said, “Sweetie, do you know what an African American is?” “No,” my son bluntly replied. “An African American is a black person honey.” Well, my son’s proud demur fell fast and his face turned four shades of red as he uttered, “Oh, never mind then.”

Heather L.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey Diana...thought you would enjoy this one as well....sad to say I have so many of these stories!!


My husband & I took our son (who at the time was 5 years old) to Disney World for the first time. As we were walking through Epcot, past Mexico and heading towards China, my husband let one rip!! That's right, he passed wind, gas, pooted, blew kisses out of his toosh, or whatever cute name you use in your household!!

My son, apparently disgusted at the fact this had occurred, shouted at the top of his lungs, "Daddy! You're not allowed to fart in Disney World!" My husband was so embarrassed and I couldn't help but laugh..the people around us thought it was funny too (or their face was distorted from catching my husband's down wind).

My husband immedialtey tried to "shush" our son, but I had to give my baby props for trying to keep Disney World the Happiest Place on Earth...even for those who caught wind of my husband that day!!

Heather L.