Goat-tee

My daughter and I were in line at the grocery store. While we were standing there, my four-year-old daughter kept turning around and staring at the young man behind her. I could see that he was getting uncomfortable because she wasn’t saying anything - just staring. In a friendly gesture, the young man said, “Hi there. How are you?” My daughter decided not to answer his question. Instead, she decided to completely mortify me by saying, “My mommy has one of those. But hers is down here" ...  pointing 'down yonder!' I just wanted to curl up and die; the young man had a goat-tee!

Deborah